i will leave there

“how many people have you slept with?”
“i've only slept with 7 people”
“what, you don’t count some?”
“what, red head was she?”
“stacked it (incomprehensible noise) funniest thing i’ve ever seen”
“i'm really sorry”
“he’s a slag…. so funny though”
“why have you got such a gay name?”
“i'm not interested”
“i'm going at 4:30 – cos i cant work a full day”
“can i take your policy number please”
“how can you get a 1 mixed up with a 7?”
“do you know who the fittest person is?”
“see ya later brother”
“carla whats your password?”
“that’s like one of those 5 year old kids.. look at me, i'm johnny wilkinson”
“are you going with your girlfriend”
“don’t call me gale”
“oh! scrappy stuff”
“what about her, standing up over there”
“right lets carry on this fun game.”
“yeah, but Charlie… the rugby's on…”
“i love rugby i'm really into rugby.”
“did you just say i’ve got 35 fags”
“and i was like… yeah, whatever”
“he’s worse than me”
“go and plant the seed!”
“singing –hes a man whore”
“he said, are you going to let me see you again, i need to, you're so fit”
“you recon ill get a chance with you?”
“was she wearing a skirt?”
“do you want some starburst.”
“i don’t like the orange ones or the green ones.”
“i'm never lending money again i don’t think”
“he was like, i'll only pay you if you come out tonight”
“what about the ginger one?”
“i might have had her friend”
“i used to bully him at primary school.”
“yeah, go wilko – he just scored another try.”
“the bird with tits the size of my head.”
*many, many ring tones*
“if i get my boobs out a little bit, shake and dance a little bit…”
“do you actually have a girlfriend? your so horrible!”
“oh well you make mistakes don’t you.. didn’t you shag a big fat bird?”
“why? you’re an idiot, your going to be like her, in debt.”